Trump: I am a liberal.
[rises in polls]
Trump: I am a KKK Grand Dragon
Trump: <rips off mask, is bin Laden>
— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod4real) March 1, 2016
From the Onion: Local Church full of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week.
[Hat Tip: Steve Bezner]
From Jared, over at Thinklings. This is fantastic: 7 Ways to Crush the Thanksgiving Impulse. A sample:
1. Freak out about everything.
Let your unreasonableness be known to everyone. Be unreasonable about everything. Turn everything into drama, everything into a crisis.
2. Practice practical atheism.
The Lord is at hand, which is certainly something to be thankful for. Our God isn’t just transcendent, but immanent. He wants to be known. You could therefore intellectually acknowledge God is there, but act like he’s not. Assume he has no interest in you or your life. If you pretend like God’s not there, you don’t have to thank him for anything.
3. Coddle worry.
Be anxious about everything. Really protect your worry from the good news.
Read the whole thing . . .
A must read: John Scalzi’s Guide to the Most Epic Fails in Star Wars Design. A few of my favs:
Sure, he’s cute, but the flaws in his design are obvious the first time he approaches anything but the shallowest of stairs. Also: He has jets, a periscope, a taser and oil canisters to make enforcer droids fall about in slapsticky fashion — and no voice synthesizer. Imagine that design conversation: “Yes, we can afford slapstick oil and tasers, but we’ll never get a 30-cent voice chip past accounting. That’s just madness.”
. . .
They stand out like a sore thumb in every environment but snow, the helmets restrict view (“I can’t see a thing in this helmet!” — Luke Skywalker), and the armor is penetrable by single shots from blasters. Add it all up and you have to wonder why stormtroopers don’t just walk around naked, save for blinders and flip-flops.
The commentary by indignant Star Wars fans is funny too . . .
I find the show 24 strangely compelling. I live-blogged tonight’s episode over at Thinklings if you’re interested.
This is the definition of awesome.
[H/T The Spyglass]
Well, I still have little to no imagination so YouTube videos will have to do.
Here’s a quirky little gem from someone I’ve never heard of (Laura Shigihara) but hope to hear more from. My mom is a retired English teacher and I think she just fainted after reading that last sentence.
From what I can gather, the people in the video are not the actual artists that created this song. They’re just having fun.
Update: Using my thorough, in-depth and deep-undercover investigative skills I have discovered the website of the person who created this video with his friends (plus, at the end of the video the website url is shown on the screen): Wild Particle. The actors in the video appear to be an eclectic group of video gamers, artists and writers from down under. All of them are more interesting than I am.
Almost makes me miss the eighties . . .
Very, very funny. Apologies in advance for the short PG portions.